tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067754890059791562011-07-29T13:12:42.133+07:00Mas Enalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14946991593327335091noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2006775489005979156.post-5514140533119884622007-05-11T20:43:00.007+07:002009-07-05T15:34:28.957+07:00<div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cxp%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:IN;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BUAH PINANG</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN"><o:p> </o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> <br /></span></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON:</span> “</span></b><span lang="IN">Kata orang kita bagai pinang dibelah dua, Bom.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBOM</span>: “</span></b><span lang="IN">Minus kali matanya.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON:</span> “</span></b><span lang="IN">Tapi bener lho Bom, kita emang mirip pinang dibelah dua.”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBOM</span>: “</span></b><span lang="IN">Mirip dari Hongkong? Aku gede kamu ceking gitu kok dibilang mirip.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON</span>: </span></b><span lang="IN">Ya, maksudnya mirip pinang dibelah dua, tapi sayang membelahnya gak rata wkwkwkwk....<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN"><o:p> </o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN"> <br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN">[naskah sudah dipatenkan, dilarang mengutip,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN">memperbanyak, atau menyebarkan<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span lang="IN">tanpa seizin penulis]<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2006775489005979156-551414053311988462?l=zainalarifinzalelucon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mas Enalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14946991593327335091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2006775489005979156.post-74730879992786965052007-05-08T22:08:00.011+07:002009-07-05T15:29:31.046+07:00<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><link style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cxp%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:IN;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">CINTA MONYET</span></span></b></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"> <br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">SASHA</span> : “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Kemaren Bombom cerita soal cinta monyet. Katanya kamu cinta monyetnya si Bombom.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">TATA</span><span style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span> </span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Dia cerita apa aja?”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">SASHA</span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Banyak banget.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">TATA</span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Oooo....”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">SASHA</span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Emang bener, kamu cinta monyetnya si Bombom?”</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">TATA</span><span style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span> </span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Iya sih, waktu SMP.” <br /><b style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">SASHA</span>: “</b>Terus ceritanya gimana?”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">TATA</span>: “</span></b></span><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">Ya...begitu deh. Aku jadi “cinta”nya, dia jadi “monyet”nya.”</span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"> <br /><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">[naskah sudah dipatenkan, dilarang mengutip,<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">memperbanyak, atau menyebarkan<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">tanpa seizin penulis]<o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2006775489005979156-7473087999278696505?l=zainalarifinzalelucon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mas Enalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14946991593327335091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2006775489005979156.post-5343760050788938012007-05-05T01:20:00.021+07:002009-07-05T15:36:38.149+07:00<div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 10"><link style="font-family: georgia;" rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cxp%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Cambria; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1073741899 0 0 159 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:IN;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" >DIAM-DIAM</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"> <br /></span></b></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBOM</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> : "</span></span></b><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);">Diam-diam aku cinta sama dia."(sambil nunjuk</span> <br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> salah seorang cewek)</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON</span> : "</span></b>Emang apanya sih yang kamu demenin dari dia?<o:p></o:p><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"> <br /></span></b></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBOM</span> </span>: "</span></b>Semuanya, bro. Total!"<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span>: "</span></b>Emang kamu udah kenal dia?"<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBON</span> </span>: "</span></b>Eee...jangan salah, aku udah kenal setaon."<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON</span> </span>: "</span></b>Kok gak kamu tembak aja?"<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style=""><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">BOMBOM</span> :"</span></b>Yaaah....namanya juga cinta 'diam-diam', <br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"> kalau diomongin ya gak jadi'diam-diam'.<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><b style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"><span style="" lang="IN"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">DIDON</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span>: </span></b><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);">Gubrak! (jatuh dari kursi).</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> <br /></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">[naskah sudah dipatenkan, dilarang mengutip,</span><o:p style="font-style: italic;"></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; font-style: italic; text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;">memperbanyak, atau menyebarkan<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 204, 204);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 1in; text-indent: -1in; font-style: italic; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span lang="IN" style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);">tanpa seizin penulis]</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2006775489005979156-534376005078893801?l=zainalarifinzalelucon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mas Enalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14946991593327335091noreply@blogger.com0